Thursday, June 26, 2014

Cannabis Club Collective

HELLO WORLD! I'M CHARLOTTE THE MAGNIFICENT, WITH FIVE ON IT FOR THE CHRONIC CONSIDERATION!

I'M GOING TO EXPLORE AND REPORT ON LOCAL DISPENSARIES, SO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE BEST  OF IT ALL.

COMING FROM A BACKGROUND IN HR, I FEEL I HAVE THE SKILLS ADEQUATE TO SERVE THE NEWBIES IN THE CANNABIS COMMUNITY.

ALSO SOME NOT SO NEWBIES WILL BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT I'M A LONG TIME SMOKER, FIRST TIME CARD HOLDER.

NOW IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE (I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!!!) I BRING YOU THE VERY FIRST CHRONIC CONSIDERATION.

ON TODAYS EPISODE I REVIEW THE CANNABIS CLUB COLLECTIVE.

LOCATED RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM HOUSE OF TATTOO ON 6TH AVE, THESE GUYS ARE IN A PRIME LOCATION TO SERVE THE BUSTLING AREA.

COMING IN, DABBIN DAN TAKES YOU THROUGH WHAT YOU GET AS A NEW MEMBER.

THINGS LIKE A FREE GRAM ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AND AN EDIBLE YOUR FIRST TIME ARE NICE, BUT THE ICING FOR ME IS IF YOU CROSS THE NARROWS BRIDGE AND SHOW THEM YOUR SAME DAY RECEIPT, THAT AMT WILL GO TOWARDS YOUR DONATION.

THE COLLECTIVE ITSELF IS BRIGHT, I LIKE THAT THEY HAVE TWO BARS FOR SERVICE. BOTH TENDERS ON HAND WERE KNOWLEDGEABLE AND WILLING TO SERVE.

THEY DON'T LET YOU HANDLE THE WEED, BUT BECAUSE I WAS NEW I THINK HE LET ONE SLIDE, THEN SET THAT BUD ASIDE LIKE A PROFESSIONAL. I FUCKING BOUGHT THAT BUD.

ANNNNNND IT WAS AMAZING!! I RECOMMEND ALIEN STARFIGHTER FO SHO AS IT'S A STRONG SATIVA WITH A NICE CRYSTALLY FINISH. I ALSO FOUND MY FAVORITE SATIVA, GRAPEFRUIT, ON THE "BUY AN 8TH FOR 25" SHELF, SO I GOT ME SOME OF THAT TOO.

I GOT WHAT I EXPECTED OUT OF THE GRAPEFRUIT, BUT THE ALIEN STARFIGHTER WAS THIS WEEKS WEED CHOICE.  I GOT SHIT DONE ON THAT STRAIN AND I HAD A GOOD TIME DOING IT TOO.

THE OILS THAT WERE SAMPLED BY MY OTHER HALF WERE GIVEN AN 8.5 - HE RECOMMENDS THE GIRL SCOUT THIN MINT. I TOOK A DAB, IT TASTED LIKE VICS VAPO RUB UNTIL HE TOLD ME WHAT IT WAS, THEN IT MADE SENSE.

FOR MY INDICA I GOT HASH PLANT. WHEN I SMOKE INDICA I DO IT AT THE END OF MY DAY TO HELP ME UNWIND. THIS NOT ONLY DOES THAT, IT PUTS ME OUT. WHICH IS GREAT, BUT FAST ACTING, SO MAKE SURE YOU'RE COMFY WHEN YOU SMOKE THIS.

THE PRICING POINT IS LEGIT. NO DOUBT, THEY HAVE SOME GREAT DEALS IN THIS COLLECTIVE. THEY HAVE GREAT DEALS ON GREAT WEED, AND 10 PER GRAM WITH NO HOOK UP WITH WEIGHT, AND THEY HAVE SOME 11+ A GRAM - SO DEF. AFFORDABLE TO SPENDY.

THEY ALSO HAVE A FINE SELECTION OF EDIBLES - SOME FAVORITES, THE CHEEBA CHEWS, BETTER BUDDERS, AND NASTY JACKS CHOCOLATE BALLS.

FOR MY FREEBIE EDIBLE, I TOOK HOME AN AMAZEBALLS BLONDIE WITH CARAMEL, BACON, CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND LOVE ALL OVER IT. IT WAS THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN THE CASE, AND AT 40MGS, I CAN SEE WHY.

THEY DON'T DO CLONES, BUT THEY DO HAVE A NICE OFFERING OF SEEDS. THEY ALSO HAVE CAPSULES AND HIGH CBD OILS AND EDIBLES.

THE ONE THING I REALLY LOOK FOR IN A GOOD DISPENSARY, IS HOW WELL THEY TAKE CARE OF THEIR WEED MAPS PAGE. CCC UPDATES DAILY. I'M NOT SURE HOW OFTEN PER DAY, BUT THERE WAS A SPECIAL OIL MY MAN WAS LOOKING FOR THAT WAS GONE WHEN WE GOT THERE. OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS PRETTY DAMN CLOSE TO SPOT ON.

SERVICE - 8.5 - I FELT LIKE I WAS IN TROUBLE FOR TOUCHING THE BUD... BUT HE COULD TELL, SO HE LEMME TOUCH IT ANYWAY

LOCATION - 10  - HELLA EASY TO FIND.

SELECTION/POTENCY - 8.5 - I WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE IMPRESSED WITH MORE FLOWERS, BUT THEY HAVE QUITE THE RANGE OF NON-FLOWERS, SO IT EVENS OUT.

PRICING - 9 - RANGE FROM AFFORDABLE HOOK UPS TO SPENDY WENDY.

WEED MAPS ACCURACY - 9.5 - UPDATED EVERY DAY - PRETTY COOL

OVERALL DISPENCARY RATING - 9.1 HITS.

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Tacoma Holistic Collective


HELLO WORLD! I'M CHARLOTTE THE MAGNIFICENT!!

 I'M HERE TO REVIEW ALL THE GLORIOUS WEED DISPENSARIES THAT HAVE BEEN 

POPPING UP ALL OVER.
 
RECENTLY I OBTAINED MY MEDICAL CARD AND I'M CURRENTLY DISCOVERING THE 

WORLD OF MEDICAL MARIJUANA.

 AS A NEWBY TO THIS SIDE OF THE CULTURE, I'M A LONG TIME WEED SMOKER THAT 

KNOWS WHAT'S UP. 

MY DAY JOB IS ONE OF ETHICS IN HR AND I'M HIGHLY EQUIPPED TO SURVEY AND 

SCOUR FOR QUALITY AMONG THE COLLECTIVES IN THE TACOMA AND SURROUNDING 

AREAS. 

MY GOAL IS TO BRING KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT TO EXPECT IN ANY GIVEN LOCATION. 

THE SELECTION, GETTING INTO THE PLACE, CUSTOMER SERVICE AND OF COURSE THE 

PRODUCT AND POTENCY ITSELF. 

I HAVE CREATED A RATING SYSTEM TO HELP ME HELP YOU MAKE THE BEST 

DECISIONS ON WHERE TO GET WHAT FOR YOUR MEDICINAL NEEDS.

I'LL START OFF WITH MY FAVORITE COLLECTIVE - TACOMA HOLISTIC COLLECTIVE

OR T.H.C. FOR SHORT.

THIS PLACE IS IN A PRIME LOCATION ON 6TH AVE AND HAS SOME OF THE BEST 

WARES IN TOWN.

I'LL BE HONEST - THIS IS MY GO TO DISPENSARY. 

I KNOW ANYTHING I GET THERE WILL BE TOP NOTCH AND THE SERVICE WILL BE 

SPECTACULAR.

(Start review from phone app - follow notes in survey)